All One Liners and Comebacks

Chuck Norris

When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars need to check both ways

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3 from: 3 votes

Chuck Norris

When Chuck Norris does a push up he isn't pushing himself up, but he is pushing the earth down

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 1.67 from: 6 votes

Chuck Norris

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he doesn't push up, He pushes the world down

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 0 from: 1 votes

Chuck Norris

When Chuck Norris dropped his wallet, a kid picked it up known as bill gates today

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2 from: 3 votes

Chuck Norris

When Chuck Norris falls into water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.5 from: 2 votes

Chuck Norris

When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votes

Chuck Norris

When Chuck Norris requests you as a friend on Facebook, there is no ignore option

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 4 from: 1 votes