When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars need to check both ways
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When Chuck Norris does a push up he isn't pushing himself up, but he is pushing the earth down
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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he doesn't push up, He pushes the world down
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When Chuck Norris dropped his wallet, a kid picked it up known as bill gates today
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When Chuck Norris falls into water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris
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When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool
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When Chuck Norris requests you as a friend on Facebook, there is no ignore option
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