All One Liners and Comebacks

Al Bundy

I was driving home. God knows why

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.78 from: 9 votes

Al Bundy

Except for the day before the day I met you, this is the happiest day of my life

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.77 from: 13 votes

Al Bundy

I'm a living example of how the brain really doesn't need blood to work

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.8 from: 5 votes

Al Bundy

She's got you shaking like a frenchman in a thunderstorm

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.05 from: 22 votes