All One Liners and Comebacks

Al Bundy

Healthy people are like dinosaurs. They're not fit to survive

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.5 from: 6 votes

Al Bundy

A man's home is his coffin

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.36 from: 14 votes

Al Bundy

Peg we've been married for 17 years. Can't we just be friends?

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.92 from: 12 votes

Al Bundy

Please, Peg, if you have any feelings for me, don't make me make love to you

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.75 from: 4 votes