All One Liners and Comebacks

Al Bundy

Insurance is like marriage. You pay and pay but you never get anything back

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.54 from: 13 votes

Al Bundy

Six bucks is too much money to spend on any woman

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.89 from: 9 votes

Al Bundy

You know I never danced unless it was gonna get some sex for me

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 1.33 from: 3 votes

Al Bundy

This is a sex free house and by God it will be for the rest of my life

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.6 from: 5 votes