All One Liners and Comebacks

Al Bundy

We haven't had any kids in over 10 years. I must be doing something right

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.86 from: 7 votes

Al Bundy

I married you till death do us part. Which means when I'm dead I'm free to date

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2 from: 17 votes

Al Bundy

It tells me you're a girl, which means your opinion means less to me than dog's

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3 from: 2 votes

Al Bundy

Hello officer, did you mistake our house with a doughnut shop

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.4 from: 5 votes