Threats don't frighten me. I'm married!
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.93 from: 15 votes
For years I didn't think women had heads
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.75 from: 4 votes
Bed them, don't wed them. Do them, don't woo them, date them don't mate them
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.09 from: 47 votes
If God had wanted women to bowl, he would've put their breasts on their backs so we would have something to watch while waiting our turn
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.86 from: 7 votes