All One Liners and Comebacks

Al Bundy

Threats don't frighten me. I'm married!

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.93 from: 15 votes

Al Bundy

For years I didn't think women had heads

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.75 from: 4 votes

Al Bundy

Bed them, don't wed them. Do them, don't woo them, date them don't mate them

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.09 from: 47 votes

Al Bundy

If God had wanted women to bowl, he would've put their breasts on their backs so we would have something to watch while waiting our turn

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.86 from: 7 votes