If God had wanted women to bowl, he would've put their breasts on their backs so we would have something to watch while waiting our turn
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.86 from: 7 votes
Don't put on a dress and ask us if it makes you look fat. We hate that. Besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.6 from: 15 votes
No way meals on heels!
This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 2.75 from: 24 votes
A milk shake means more to me than your happiness
This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 2.43 from: 21 votes