All One Liners and Comebacks

Al Bundy

Kids, why didn't you tell me it was your mother's birthday? I wouldn't have come home

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.96 from: 48 votes

Al Bundy

Much like the hair on your legs, I need the help of a trained professional

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.87 from: 45 votes

Al Bundy

What do women and dog doody have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pickup

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.33 from: 73 votes

Al Bundy

The first dumbest move had to be when I answered your phone call the day after we had sex

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.6 from: 52 votes