Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass... At night!
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This picture is so old my liver was still pink
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My new password is "incorrect". This way, whenever I forget what it is, the computer will say "Your password is incorrect"
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Money talks. Mine know only 1 word "Goodbye"
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I prayed to God for a car, but prayers doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness
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Eat healthy, exercise to be fit. Die anyway
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Chuck Norris can hear sign languages
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