All One Liners and Comebacks

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can build a snowman from sand

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.6 from: 5 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can build a snowman from rain

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 1 from: 1 votes

Chuck Norris

If a room has 1,242 objects, Chuck Norris can use them all to kill you, including the room itself

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 4.5 from: 6 votes

Chuck Norris

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.33 from: 3 votes

Chuck Norris

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.8 from: 5 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can order a Big Mac at Burger King

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.82 from: 11 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris never reads a book. He stares down at it until he gets all the information he wants

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 1 from: 1 votes