Chuck Norris can build a snowman from sand
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Chuck Norris can build a snowman from rain
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If a room has 1,242 objects, Chuck Norris can use them all to kill you, including the room itself
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side
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Chuck Norris can order a Big Mac at Burger King
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Chuck Norris never reads a book. He stares down at it until he gets all the information he wants
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