Chuck Norris donates blood to the red cross, just not his own
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 1.67 from: 3 votes
Chuck Norris bite can turn zombies into human
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2 from: 3 votes
Chuck Norris doesn’t mow his lawn. He dares his grass to grow.
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.13 from: 8 votes
During the zombie apocalypse Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive, the zombies do
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.1 from: 10 votes
Chuck Norris can make your blood bleed
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Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors
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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg
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