All One Liners and Comebacks

Chuck Norris

If Chuck Norris was a Spartan, the movie 300 would be called 1

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3 from: 7 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris understands women

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2 from: 4 votes

Chuck Norris

Santa Clause was once real... Till he forgot to give Chuck Norris his present

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.4 from: 5 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris made a happy meal sad

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.67 from: 6 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesn't like Raymond

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.38 from: 8 votes

Chuck Norris

Speed of Chuck Norris is faster than Speed of Light

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.33 from: 3 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris came before both the chicken and the egg

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.38 from: 8 votes