All One Liners and Comebacks

One Liners

I was part of a band called "Lost Dog". You probably saw our poster on the streets and milk boxes.

This One-liner joke is rated: 1.8 from: 5 votes

One Liners

Only difference between Christian Grey and myself is he has money. Somehow he's a ladies man, whereas I'm a pervert.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.5 from: 2 votes

One Liners

Instagram is my 'serious' account. My Bank account is the 'joke' one.

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.33 from: 3 votes

One Liners

Once you go black... Your credit is fucked.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2 from: 7 votes

One Liners

You can get lucky once, maybe twice. Anything more is pure skills

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.83 from: 6 votes

One Liners

If you can't recall my name, just yell 'Chicken Wings'. I'll turn around and look.

This One-liner joke is rated: 3 from: 3 votes

Chuck Norris

During skydiving, Chuck Norris' parachute failed to open. The next day, he took it back for a refund.

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.2 from: 10 votes