I was part of a band called "Lost Dog". You probably saw our poster on the streets and milk boxes.
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Only difference between Christian Grey and myself is he has money. Somehow he's a ladies man, whereas I'm a pervert.
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Instagram is my 'serious' account. My Bank account is the 'joke' one.
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Once you go black... Your credit is fucked.
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You can get lucky once, maybe twice. Anything more is pure skills
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If you can't recall my name, just yell 'Chicken Wings'. I'll turn around and look.
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During skydiving, Chuck Norris' parachute failed to open. The next day, he took it back for a refund.
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