All One Liners and Comebacks

One Liners

I adore purchasing lavish items, and subsequently not use them, just to irritate the poor unfortunate ones.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.67 from: 3 votes

One Liners

Just another preeminent expert at massacring hopes and dreams

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.33 from: 3 votes

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Not quite certain which is more serene and peaceful anymore. My PMSing girlfriend or the people around here.

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.33 from: 3 votes

One Liners

I've been informed that my instructions suck

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.25 from: 4 votes

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No one actually follow the work policy. The rules are just there so the boss can later say "I told you so"

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.4 from: 5 votes

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I'll have to live with the regret of making an offer I will not actually be extending.

This One-liner joke is rated: 3 from: 2 votes

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Underestimating your enemy is the first sign of losing.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.33 from: 3 votes