All One Liners and Comebacks

One Liners

Nutella is a great reason to buy bread

This One-liner joke is rated: 4 from: 2 votes

Kelly Bundy

"Kelly:" Do you know what I would do for a house in Jamaica? "Bud:" The same thing you'd do for dinner and a movie.

This Kelly Bundy quote is rated: 2.67 from: 51 votes

Al Bundy

Greeting Vultures!

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 1.57 from: 7 votes

Al Bundy

And no one understand why I scream on the way back home

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4 from: 13 votes