All One Liners and Comebacks

One Liners

I lost my virginity while playing online games.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.33 from: 3 votes

One Liners

Living the dream. Making little girls cry

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.4 from: 5 votes

Al Bundy

It's only a game if you win, but if you lose, it's a stinking waste of time

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.84 from: 19 votes

Al Bundy

If God wanted women to play ball, he'd have made them men

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.13 from: 8 votes

Al Bundy

"Kelly": We've never had a father-daughter talk. "Al": That's because up until now, I've never had anything to say to you.

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.37 from: 51 votes