If anyone ever doubted you were a faggot, you sure cleared that one up.
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I personally would not trust you to feed my goldfish while I'm away, you would only kill it and then blame someone else for it.
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You don't have to like me, I'm not a Facebook status!
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That still makes me twice as clever as you!
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Sorry I'm having a headache on Saturday night!
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So you lost your virginity? Nevah! I'm saving myself for you. I want my first time to be special.
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You're like the little kid at school, hiding behind everyone, shouting "Get them!"
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