All One Liners and Comebacks

Al Bundy

"Kelly": We've never had a father-daughter talk. "Al": That's because up until now, I've never had anything to say to you.

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.33 from: 52 votes

Al Bundy

Your dad will always be your dad... Until he can't take it anymore and he hops on a freight train.

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.2 from: 15 votes

Al Bundy

This is not about sex, is it? Because I don't know anything about that.

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.89 from: 9 votes

Al Bundy

I'm not saying it's bad to be a girl. I'd rather be dead myself.

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.22 from: 9 votes