"Marcy": What did Peggy get you Al? "Al": Irregularity.
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2 from: 16 votes
On the good side, life is half over.
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.2 from: 5 votes
If your father didn't lace that lemonade, with vermouth, I'd be single
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.14 from: 14 votes
I'm jealous of anybody not married to you
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.22 from: 18 votes
I haven't been interested in girls in the past. Seeing you in the morning can do that to a guy.
This One-liner joke is rated: 1.67 from: 3 votes