All One Liners and Comebacks

Al Bundy

"Marcy": What did Peggy get you Al? "Al": Irregularity.

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2 from: 16 votes

One Liners

On the good side, life is half over.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.2 from: 5 votes

Al Bundy

If your father didn't lace that lemonade, with vermouth, I'd be single

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.14 from: 14 votes

Al Bundy

I'm jealous of anybody not married to you

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.22 from: 18 votes

One Liners

I haven't been interested in girls in the past. Seeing you in the morning can do that to a guy.

This One-liner joke is rated: 1.67 from: 3 votes