Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.
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Justifying your actions is a sign of low self esteem
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Plenty of cry babies in here... It's like being in the same room with 10 ex-girlfriends.
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I wanna complain first... like a fat teenage girl with low self esteem and no hope
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Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
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I can give you a hint. It's a number that doesn't exist in the roman numerals.
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Knowledge is power. Information that no one else possess is dominance.
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