All One Liners and Comebacks

One Liners

Exercising is a great motivation to eat more fast food.

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.2 from: 10 votes

One Liners

It feels strange! A hybrid emotion consisting of awkwardness and sickness, topped off with an erection

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.5 from: 2 votes

One Liners

If you want it badly, do it yourself. Get your hands dirty!

This One-liner joke is rated: 2 from: 1 votes

One Liners

I would rather be violently murdered in my sleep than going out with you!

This One-liner joke is rated: 3 from: 8 votes

One Liners

If I'm about to die, keep me alive. I wanna be a burden, I want my feet clean, I want my diaper changed.

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.15 from: 13 votes

One Liners

Truth is like poetry, no one likes to hear it.

This One-liner joke is rated: 4.17 from: 6 votes

Comebacks

Be assured no one is gonna try to marry you or have sex with you. You're not even a drunken 5!

This comeback is rated: 2.69 from: 13 votes