All One Liners and Comebacks

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can watch a 26 hours video in 1 hour, without fast forwarding

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 1.75 from: 8 votes

One Liners

I just leaked period blood on my favorite comfy pajamas. So stop going on about world hunger and shit world

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.67 from: 3 votes

One Liners

Stop hash-tagging every word in your tweets!

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.57 from: 7 votes

One Liners

I don’t insult people, I just describe them.

This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris never dials the wrong telephone number, you pick up the wrong phone.

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3 from: 5 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can win in a staring competition with the sun

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.2 from: 15 votes

One Liners

A man has to earn your daily bread

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.25 from: 4 votes