All One Liners and Comebacks

Chuck Norris

Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.67 from: 15 votes

Comebacks

I bet you're fun at parties

This comeback is rated: 1.87 from: 47 votes

Chuck Norris

When Chuck Norris steps on the Lego, the Lego cries

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 1 from: 2 votes

Chuck Norris

When Chuck Norris slice onions, the onions cry

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.5 from: 4 votes

Chuck Norris

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot once a year

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.82 from: 11 votes

Chuck Norris

Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.83 from: 6 votes

Sick Jokes

A guy once told me during sex that I look like his sister

This sick joke is rated: 2.23 from: 43 votes