Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.56 from: 9 votes
Chuck Norris can talk Braille
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.29 from: 7 votes
Cellphones waves can harm brains. Chuck Norris brain waves can harm cellphones
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.23 from: 13 votes
No one's perfect, except Chuck Norris
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.78 from: 9 votes
The sex with him was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.5 from: 2 votes
Don't wanna say I despise you, but if I have a cup of water and you're on fire, I'd drink it
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.5 from: 4 votes
Girl: I wanna see some blood!
Guy: Check your panties
This comeback is rated: 2.36 from: 11 votes