I never said you are perfect
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.5 from: 4 votes
If I somehow turn gay, I'll still be the pitcher
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.17 from: 6 votes
I'm allergic to hard work
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.29 from: 7 votes
Probably God, personally delivering a plague
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.17 from: 6 votes
Today is the first day of the end of your life
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3 from: 6 votes