Remember, a man is a man all of his life. A woman is only sexy till she becomes your wife
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I welcome death
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Why is it that Elvis is dead and I'm the one in hell
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Well Peg we all have to live with our disappointments. I, of course has to sleep with mine
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Kids, why didn't you tell me it was your mother's birthday? I wouldn't have come home
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