All One Liners and Comebacks

Al Bundy

Why would I say I was in love with her if I ever had sex with her?

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.58 from: 24 votes

Al Bundy

I'm so hungry I could eat a vegetable

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.14 from: 7 votes

Kelly Bundy

When I'm through with you, the only laughter that you're gonna hear is when you're out of your clothes

This Kelly Bundy quote is rated: 2.19 from: 26 votes

Al Bundy

I must be careful and selective. I must not hire the first boob who walks in the door

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.62 from: 13 votes