Why would I say I was in love with her if I ever had sex with her?
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.48 from: 23 votes
I'm so hungry I could eat a vegetable
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.14 from: 7 votes
When I'm through with you, the only laughter that you're gonna hear is when you're out of your clothes
This Kelly Bundy quote is rated: 2.24 from: 21 votes
I must be careful and selective. I must not hire the first boob who walks in the door
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.75 from: 12 votes