All One Liners and Comebacks

Al Bundy

Hey, Marcy, what's holding the towel up?

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.04 from: 23 votes

Al Bundy

I never wanted to get married, I got married.Never wanted kids, I have 2 of them. Why the hell am I here?

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3 from: 7 votes

Al Bundy

Remember our motto: We ain't got it

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.33 from: 3 votes

Al Bundy

That's what being a man is like: making mistakes and not caring

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.8 from: 5 votes