All One Liners and Comebacks

Al Bundy

That 8 track is to today's stereos what a girlfriend is to a wife. An earlier better version

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.6 from: 5 votes

Al Bundy

It's bad enough that I know we're married, do we have to let the whole world know?

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4 from: 5 votes

Al Bundy

If dynamite was dangerous, do you think they'd sell it to an idiot like me

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2 from: 4 votes

Al Bundy

Insurance is like marriage. You pay and pay but you never get anything back

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.54 from: 13 votes