All One Liners and Comebacks

Al Bundy

If I could just help one kid not marry, my job is done

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 1.4 from: 5 votes

Al Bundy

I'm the only guy in the world who has to wake up to have a nightmare

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.73 from: 11 votes

Al Bundy

You go home and tell your daddy you have the mail-man's eyes

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.79 from: 14 votes

Al Bundy

I work in a shoe store and still I'm not happy to come home

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.48 from: 29 votes