All One Liners and Comebacks

Al Bundy

you can stab me with knives, you can beat me with clubs, you can make me open my eyes when we're having sex but there's no way on earth you can make me get a second job

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.25 from: 8 votes

Al Bundy

People who work putting shoes on fat women who wear dresses should not have 20/20 vision

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.67 from: 3 votes

Al Bundy

I hate my life. Can't eat, can't sleep, can't bury my wife in the backyard

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.8 from: 5 votes

Al Bundy

Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.83 from: 6 votes