All One Liners and Comebacks

Al Bundy

Sorry, Peg, I didn't hear you. I was thinking of killing myself

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.17 from: 6 votes

Al Bundy

Sure selling shoes is fun. But behind the glamour, it's like any other minimum wage slow death

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.92 from: 12 votes

Al Bundy

Oh, Lord, if I ever meant anything to you, please let me fall asleep before she thinks of sex

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.67 from: 3 votes

Al Bundy

We haven't had any kids in over 10 years. I must be doing something right

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.86 from: 7 votes