Sorry, Peg, I didn't hear you. I was thinking of killing myself
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.17 from: 6 votes
Sure selling shoes is fun. But behind the glamour, it's like any other minimum wage slow death
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.92 from: 12 votes
Oh, Lord, if I ever meant anything to you, please let me fall asleep before she thinks of sex
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.67 from: 3 votes
We haven't had any kids in over 10 years. I must be doing something right
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.86 from: 7 votes