I'm not paying for mistakes. I've been doing that since I got married.
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.36 from: 11 votes
Peg, is there any reason this cactus is where my alarm clock should be?
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4 from: 7 votes
I had a dream last night. A big red haired mosquito in tight pants was hovering over me sucking money out of my wallet
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.08 from: 12 votes
We're closed and, much like my life, the day is over
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3 from: 7 votes