All One Liners and Comebacks

Al Bundy

We're closed and, much like my life, the day is over

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3 from: 7 votes

Al Bundy

This is my week off, so pack up, get the kids and I'll see you in a week

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.6 from: 5 votes

Al Bundy

I'm gonna find a real man. One who likes girls and hates women

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3 from: 12 votes

Al Bundy

There's two things that the Bundy's don't do. We don't eat vegatables and we don't tap

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.6 from: 10 votes