No we can't Peg, because now when we make love, I don't get to go home
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.35 from: 62 votes
This woman comes in, and she is so fat, she actually has three smaller women orbiting around her
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.12 from: 75 votes
So I'm trying to force a pair of size 13 shoes on her Jurassic feet
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.67 from: 3 votes
Why would I say I was in love with her if I ever had sex with her?
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.58 from: 24 votes