All One Liners and Comebacks

Al Bundy

No we can't Peg, because now when we make love, I don't get to go home

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.36 from: 61 votes

Al Bundy

This woman comes in, and she is so fat, she actually has three smaller women orbiting around her

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.12 from: 75 votes

Al Bundy

So I'm trying to force a pair of size 13 shoes on her Jurassic feet

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.67 from: 3 votes

Al Bundy

Why would I say I was in love with her if I ever had sex with her?

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.58 from: 24 votes