All One Liners and Comebacks

Al Bundy

It's just like an elevator, there's a two ton weight limit on these shoes

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.76 from: 17 votes

Al Bundy

I left highschool, and lost the will to live, and here I am

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.89 from: 9 votes

Al Bundy

Remember, it gets better each time, as long as it's never with the same woman

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.5 from: 10 votes

Al Bundy

Remember, a man is a man all of his life. A woman is only sexy till she becomes your wife

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.59 from: 17 votes