It's just like an elevator, there's a two ton weight limit on these shoes
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.35 from: 20 votes
I left highschool, and lost the will to live, and here I am
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Remember, it gets better each time, as long as it's never with the same woman
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Remember, a man is a man all of his life. A woman is only sexy till she becomes your wife
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