Of course I'm smarter than you. You're just too stupid to see it.
This comeback is rated: 2.71 from: 17 votes
Fact number 75179. You parents had sex!
This One-liner joke is rated: 1.5 from: 2 votes
A computer bet me in chess. I kicked its ass in Kung-fu.
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.4 from: 5 votes
It's not cheating till you get caught!
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.78 from: 9 votes
Stop crying like a little girl, give your sister her bra back, and man up a little bit.
This comeback is rated: 3.25 from: 4 votes
I would like to fart in a bag and shove it over your head.
This comeback is rated: 3.4 from: 5 votes
It is a good act, Oscar material.
This comeback is rated: 3.63 from: 19 votes