Chuck Norris Funny Jokes

Chuck Norris sneezes with his eyes open

Chuck Norris told a deaf man to shut up, and he did

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard There is only another fist

When Chuck Norris does a push up he isn't pushing himself up, but he is pushing the earth down

When Chuck Norris dropped his wallet, a kid picked it up known as bill gates today

Pain has a Chuck Norris threshold

Ducks feed Chuck Norris at the pond