Chuck Norris Funny Jokes

Chuck Norris dosent call the wrong number. You have the wrong phone

The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffeewith his breath

When Chuck Norris steps on the Lego, the Lego cries

Speed of Chuck Norris is faster than Speed of Light

Chuck Norris can build a snowman from rain

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris never reads a book. He stares down at it until he gets all the information he wants