Chuck Norris Funny Jokes

Aliens do exist They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack

Chuck Norris counted to infinity... Twice

Chuck Norris doesn't always eat out, but when he does He prefers your mother

Chuck Norris doesn't kill time Time kills itself for Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesn't swim, he beats the water into submission

Chuck Norris don't wear sunblock the sun wears Chuck block

Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears