Chuck Norris Funny Jokes

Chuck Norris farted and created dub step

When Moses parted the Red Sea, it revealed Chuck Norris banging a mermaid

A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over. Luckily, the cop left only with a warning

A long while back Chuck Norris got drunk and peed in the middle of the road in the city We call that city Atlantis

America dropped Chuck Norris into North Korea, starting a nuclear war

And God said, "Eat from any tree except that one, that's Chuck's tree"

Chewbacca was actually one of Chuck Norris's pubic hairs