Chuck Norris Funny Jokes

Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesn't actually need to eat Food just uses his body for protection

Chuck Norris doesn't age He levels up

Chuck Norris doesn't battle he just allows you to lose

Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone

Chuck Norris doesn't do cocain, cocain does Chuck Norris