Chuck Norris Funny Jokes

Chuck Norris invented the color black. In fact, he invented all visible colors. Except pink, Tom Cruise invented pink

Chuck Norris invented zombies so he could kill his victims again

Chuck Norris is actually the best bodyguard in the world. Too bad he is self-employed

Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris even when he's hungry

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs (M.W.)

Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy

Chuck Norris is the reason why waldo is hiding