Chuck Norris Funny Jokes

Chuck Norris once slept with Whoopi Goldberg. Nine months later the Predator was born

Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime

Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating

Chuck Norris orders his pancakes at the Waffle House And he gets them

Chuck Norris owns a custom belt-sander with 3 settings: Low, High, and Shave

Chuck Norris plays horse shoes while their still wearing them

Chuck Norris ran the Indy 500 running backwards and placed 1st, 2nd, and 3rd