Chuck Norris smoked while his mom was pregnant
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesChuck Norris' sperm can impregnate sterile females
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesChuck Norris steps on land mines because he likes the way they sound
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesChuck Norri's tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesChuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesChuck Norris threw a granade killed 50 people then it blew up
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesChuck Norris threw a grenade at a gang of terrorists and they all died 5 seconds later the grenade went off
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