Chuck Norris Funny Jokes

Chuck Norris was born Sept 1 1945 World War II ended Sept 2 1945. What a coincidence

Chuck Norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open. So, he took it back the next day for a refund

Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands once. They are now called the Islands

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him

Chuck Norris woke up at noon and beat the early bird to the worm

Chuck Norris won a marathon using a treadmill, bathtub, and a stationary bike

Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics