Chuck Norris Funny Jokes

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If Chuck Norris became the president, the oval office would be sworn into him

If Chuck Norris were a country, his chief export would be pain

If you run from Chuck Norris you only die tired

If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed

If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick