Chuck Norris Funny Jokes

The Dinosaurs pissed off Chuck Norris once

The only time when Chuck Norris thought he was wrong is when he thought he made a mistake

the real reason hitler killed himself is because he found out Chuck Norris was jewish

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma

There is no such thing as tornadoes. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives

There was once a ship that wouldn't let Chuck Norris on board. It is now known as titanic