Chuck Norris Funny Jokes

When you see someone in a full body cast congratulate them They are one of the few f*cked by Chuck Norris

While normal people pee there name in snow, Chuck Norris pees his name in cement cursive

Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!

Why hasn't North Korea destroyed the world yet? It wants Chuck Norris to do it for them

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit

You have lost your mind before you hit. Chuck Norris you have lost your life after you hit Chuck Norris