Chuck Norris Funny Jokes

When Chuck Norris falls into water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris

When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool

When Chuck Norris requests you as a friend on Facebook, there is no ignore option

When Chuck Norris gets a shot, the doctor says to the needle,"now this is going to hurt"

When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

When Chuck Norris has sex he calls out his own name

When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"